say those three words and i’m yours
WHENEVER I GET IN A FIGHT WITH PEOPLE ONLINE
id hit up barnes and noble during the purge
im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait
What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?
Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.
I THINK MY FAVORITE THING IS WHEN PEOPLE GET REALLY MAD OR FRUSTRATED OR SAD IN THEIR TAGS AND YELL ABOUT HOW UPSET THEY ARE IN ALL CAPS AND THEYRE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT TAG REGULARLY SO IT’S JUST ALL THIS SCREAMING AND THEN LIKE fandom title in lowercase
when you talk to your crush and say something stupid you immediately regret
-Luke Hemmings when the interviewer asked about girls bawling at their performance
- PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
- FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
- GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
- RED: I'm in love with you.
- PINK: I have a crush on you.
- TURQUOISE: You're hot.
- CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
- TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
- BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
- ORANGE: I dislike your page.
- YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
- WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
- GREEN: I find you cute.
- BLACK: I would date you.
- BROWN: I dislike you.
- INDIGO: I enjoy conversing wiith you and the way we occasiionally antagonize each other for fun
- VIOLET: The fact you are a raging douche sustains me.
- TYRIAN: I feel superior to you.
- MAROON: You are utterly inferior.
- PUCE: You're family, motherfucker.
Lemon is someone out theres favorite.
thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day